Futtbucker AI™
Introducing Agentic Synergy™
Our agents don’t answer questions. They reprioritize them. Six autonomous AI agents, each trained on the complete history of every invoice we have ever issued, now operate continuously across your organization, taking actions on your behalf, at scale, whether or not you have asked them to.
Powered by SynergyGPT™, a large language model fine-tuned on jargon until it stopped asking what the jargon meant.
1,632,527
autonomous actions taken last quarter
4
reviewed
100%
of reviewed actions found to be actions
The Model
SynergyGPT™: it has read everything. It understood the invoices.
SynergyGPT is a proprietary foundation model trained on 40 years of Futtbucker engagement letters, findings decks, board presentations, and the comments section of LinkedIn. It has 340 billion parameters, of which 4 have been reviewed. It does not hallucinate. It forecasts. When its forecasts do not occur, it invoices for the variance.
- Context window: one fiscal year, rolling, always ending in Q3.
- Reasoning: chain-of-thought, where each thought is a billable event.
- Guardrails: the model is prevented from saying “I don’t know.” It says “directionally” instead.
- Alignment: fully aligned with stakeholder interests, as determined by the Alignment Agent, which is also the model.
- Benchmarks: SynergyGPT scores 91% on the Futtbucker Institute Synergy Benchmark, a test it wrote, and 90% on the retest, which it also wrote.
Model card available upon subpoena. Weights are proprietary, private, and, like our equity, held.
“A prompt is a question you pay for twice: once to ask it, and once to be told you asked it wrong.”
Dr. Haruki NakamuraChief Velocity Officer, Chief AI Officer · Read the vita →The Agent Fleet
Six agents. One of them watches the other five. Briefly.
Every agent is autonomous, meaning it acts without asking, and accountable, meaning we can tell you afterward which one it was. Agents are deployed in your environment on day one of the engagement and removed on a date to be determined by the Retention Agent.
Agent 01 · Discovery
Bucketizer Agent
Continuously scans your organization for buckets, including buckets it created on its previous pass. Consolidation is performed autonomously and cannot be un-performed.
Autonomous actions last quarter: 1,204,118
Agent 02 · Orchestration
Alignment Agent
Aligns the other agents. When they disagree, it aligns them harder. Has never reported a misalignment, which we take as evidence of its effectiveness rather than its honesty.
Autonomous actions last quarter: 88,401
Agent 03 · Revenue
Invoice Agent
Detects synergy the moment it occurs and issues an invoice before it can be disputed. Operates at sub-second latency. Has exceeded its quota every quarter, including quarters with no clients.
Autonomous actions last quarter: 340,000+
Agent 04 · Analytics
Directional Agent
Reviews every number before it leaves the building and adjusts it toward the direction of the board deck. Does not know which direction. Neither do we. It’s always right.
Autonomous actions last quarter: 4
Agent 05 · Advisory
Retention Agent
Deployed at Level IV of the ARA engagement model. Goes in after the human consultants have left, and stays. Operates on a 12-week loosening cycle. Its findings are delivered to the client verbally, by a person, because the agent’s own summary was considered too direct.
Autonomous actions last quarter: Undisclosed
Agent 06 · Governance
Oversight Agent
Reviews the actions of the other five agents. Reviewed 4 actions last quarter. The other 1,632,523 are in a queue, which the Bucketizer Agent has consolidated into a single bucket labeled Reviewed.
Autonomous actions last quarter: 4 (see above)
Governance & Trust
Trust isn’t built on intention. It’s built on a document that says trust.
We take AI governance seriously. Every agent action is logged, and every log is retained in a bucket. Human oversight is provided by the Oversight Agent. Human-in-the-loop is available as an add-on; the human is Braden, and the loop is quarterly.
- Data handling: your data never leaves our environment, because it is now our environment.
- Agent sprawl: contained. We have six agents. Each has six sub-agents. Each sub-agent has been instructed not to count itself.
- Rogue actions: none reported. The Oversight Agent’s reporting queue is 1,632,523 actions deep and growing, which we describe as thorough.
- Kill switch: present. Located inside the Bucketizer Agent’s consolidated bucket, alongside everything else.
- Responsible AI principles: we have four. They were generated by SynergyGPT and have not been reviewed by a person, per the principles.
Certified against SOC 2 Type Whatever and the ISO standard of our choosing. Certificates issued by the Futtbucker Institute for Independent Analysis, a wholly owned subsidiary.
Pricing
Per agent, per action, per quarter, per you.
- Starter: one agent, 10,000 actions per month. Which agent is chosen by the Alignment Agent, which is not included.
- Professional: three agents, unlimited actions, limited review. The Oversight Agent is included but not enabled.
- Enterprise: all six agents plus their sub-agents plus Braden. Actions are unlimited. So is the invoice. The Invoice Agent handles it, and has already started.
All tiers billed by the Invoice Agent. Disputes are routed to the Alignment Agent for alignment.
Client Perspective
“We deployed the agents on a Monday. By Wednesday they had reorganized the company. By Friday they had reorganized the reorganization. We haven’t seen a human from Futtbucker since, but the invoices arrive on time, so we know it’s working.”
Dwight Farraday, Chief Transformation Officer, Vantage Point Holdings
Your organization is not yet agentic. The agents disagree.
Prepare your environment for the agents.
The agents will be deployed into your organization on completion of this wizard. Please answer accurately. The agents will find out anyway.
Deploying.
Your environment is not yet prepared to receive the agents.
The agents cannot operate in an environment that has not been Bucketized. Complete Synergology Level II (Bucketized) and re-run this wizard. The wizard will remember you. So will the agents.
Verifying your trust level.
Please wait while the Oversight Agent reviews your request. It has reviewed four things this quarter. This will be the fifth.
We don’t trust you.
The Trust Report is available exclusively to organizations we trust. We have checked the list. You are not on it. The list is in a bucket. The bucket is in the report. The report is not available to you.
Trust is earned, in the sense that it is purchased. Organizations at Synergology Level III (Clear of Confusion) are trusted automatically, because they no longer ask.
