Contact

Talk to an expert. Or to Braden.

Every inquiry is important to us and enters a prioritization framework we are not at liberty to describe.

How to reach us

  • Preferred channel: Fax. We do not have a fax machine, but we respect that you do.
  • Email: [email protected] — retired. Email went to a bucket. The bucket has been consolidated. Please use the intake form below, which goes to a different bucket.
  • Phone: Our phone tree has 14 options. Option 15 is peace, and it is not available.
  • In person: Offices in Everywhere, Nowhere, and Round Rock, TX. Walk-ins are logged.
  • Emergency synergy hotline: There is no such thing as a synergy emergency. Please hold.

What happens next

  1. Your inquiry is received and acknowledged with genuine warmth by an automated system.
  2. A Synergy Concierge (Braden, or in peak periods, the other Braden) performs intake.
  3. A discovery call is scheduled. The discovery call discovers that you need a second call.
  4. An engagement letter arrives. It is 40 pages. Page 40 is the invoice.
  5. Synergy begins, whether you are ready or not.
File Your Synergy Deficit
Inquiry Intake

File your inquiry. The meter is running.

Intake is billed at our standard advisory rate from the moment you begin. Choose a category and answer the questions that follow. The questions will change based on your answers. So will the questions after those. On completion your inquiry is assigned a bucket and you receive an invoice. Nothing else happens.

Inquiry Intake
Begin whenever you’re ready. The meter will know.
Time on intake
00:00
Accrued intake fee
$0.00
$597/hr, prorated to the second, whether or not you finish

Progress: 0% (estimate; may be revised downward)