The Futtbucker Institute for Applied Synergology
Synergology™: The Bridge to Total Invoicing
Certification told you what to do. Synergology tells you what you are. Advance through eight levels of applied synergistic awareness, each one revealing a truth about your organization that could not be revealed at the previous price.
Synergology is not a religion. It is a recurring revenue model with a belief system attached.
“People ask me what the S-Meter measures. It measures. That is the answer. That is also the deliverable.”
Dr. Xavier Ugmund Thrale-Lascaux IVChief Reversal Officer · Read the vita →The Doctrine
There is a Stakeholder within you. It is under-leveraged.
Synergology holds that every person contains an inner Stakeholder, an immortal entity that has been accumulating unbilled synergy across many fiscal years. Confusion, misalignment, and directionally incorrect numbers are all symptoms of the Stakeholder’s buckets being out of sync. Our technology, developed by the Founder during a facilitated offsite that has not ended, restores alignment level by level, for a fee, per level.
Members are encouraged to bring their families, colleagues, and reports. Those who decline are not judged. They are right-sized.
The Bridge
Eight levels. The price of each is revealed at the one before it.
You begin at Level 0. You do not begin anywhere else. Attempting to skip a level is itself a Level and is billed accordingly.
Level 0 · Free (one time)
Pre-Aligned
You arrive confused. This is correct. A free Synergy Personality Assessment (200 questions, none about you) identifies which of your buckets are leaking.
You will learn: That you have buckets.
Level I · $1,997
Aligned
Weekly Alignment Sessions with a trained Aligner and the S-Meter™, a device that measures how much synergy you are holding back. It always finds some.
You will learn: Where the leak is. Not how to fix it.
Level II · $4,997
Bucketized
Your buckets are consolidated. You may now speak to other Bucketized individuals, and only to them. Prior contacts are right-sized from your network at no additional cost.
You will learn: The names of your buckets. They are not what you expected.
Level III · $9,997
Clear of Confusion
The state of no longer asking what synergy is. Clears report a profound calm, elevated invoiceability, and a noticeable reluctance to discuss Level III with anyone below it.
You will learn: What Q3 actually was.
Levels IV to VII · $19,997 per level
Operating Synergist (OS)
The Confidential Materials. Delivered in a locked briefcase, read in a locked room, returned locked. At OS IV you learn the origin of the first invoice. At OS VII you learn that you are on it.
You will learn: The material is confidential. Reading this sentence was $40.
Level VIII · Pricing disclosed at Level VII
Guru
Full Operating Guru status. You now generate synergy rather than consuming it, and are entitled to your own downline of Pre-Aligned individuals, each of whom pays you a portion of what you paid us, which you then pay us.
You will learn: Everything. Do not tell anyone. Bill them instead.
The S-Meter™
The only instrument that measures what we invoice for.
The Synergy Meter is a proprietary device consisting of two brass handles, a needle, and a dial labeled from “Confused” to “Leader.” The candidate holds the handles while an Aligner asks questions. The needle moves. What it measures is proprietary. That it moves is not in dispute.
- Needle drifts left: unresolved buckets. Schedule an additional session.
- Needle drifts right: synergy approaching. Schedule an additional session.
- Needle does not move: device may be off. Schedule an additional session, plus a device fee.
- Needle floats freely: you have reached the end of the session. Payment is due before the needle is released.
S-Meters are available for personal purchase at $3,997. They are required at Level II and forbidden at Level V, where a new one is required.
Frequently Asked Questions
Questions we have cleared.
- Is Synergology compatible with my existing beliefs? Yes. Bring them. They will be bucketized.
- Can I leave? Members are free to leave at any time. The door is at Level VIII.
- What happens to my Futtbucker Certification? It is honored. CFF holders enter at Level I with a courtesy discount of 0%.
- Is the Guru level real? Four people have reached it. Two are the Founder. None is the Chairman. This is not discussed.
- Is this a pyramid scheme? No. See the Course FAQ. Also, pyramids have a base. Is any level compensated? Level IX. It has not been announced. It has one member.
8
levels, plus the ones we haven’t announced
$0
refunded, in the history of the Institute
∞
total addressable Stakeholders, including the one inside you
Member Perspective
“Before Synergology I was confused about my business. Now I am Clear of Confusion, and I understand that the confusion was the business.”
Aurelio Vance-Whitcombe, OS V, Bucketized 2024, Founder of a company he can no longer name