Pricing
Transparent pricing. Opaque value.
Three tiers. No hidden fees, only fees that have not yet been discovered.
“People ask what the Alignment Levy is for. It is for alignment. People ask what alignment is. See the Lexicon. See the levy. Agree?”
Dr. Solveig BjørnstadChief Thought Officer · Read the vita →Synergized
$4,999/mo
- One (1) vertical, partially penetrated
- Quarterly jargon refresh
- Bucket assessment (read-only)
- Email support, eventually
MOST SYNERGIZED
Fully Penetrated
$24,999/mo
- All verticals, no exceptions, no mercy
- Unlimited jargon, delivered daily
- The Bucket (you are inside it)
- A dedicated Synergy Concierge named Braden
- Front to back. End to end. Floor to ceiling.
Bespoke
If you have to ask…
- …we invoice anyway
- Everything in Fully Penetrated, but slower
- Board-meeting attendance (uninvited)
- Two Bradens
- Annual re-realignment at preferred rates
Roundtrip Pricing
The Full Cycle Engagement™
Any tier above, implemented and reversed within a single quarter, so your board sees activity on both ends. Two kickoffs. Two closing ceremonies. Two invoices, each listing the other as a dependency. Reverse engagements are priced slightly above their forward equivalents. This is not explained. There is no bundle discount. There is a bundle.
- Forward engagement at published rate
- Reverse engagement at unpublished rate
- Reversal Assessment (findings: we did it)
- Original-state documentation, not included, available separately
- Braden, both directions
2× Tier Price
PLUS THE PREMIUM. DIRECTIONALLY.
All plans billed annually, in advance, in perpetuity. Prices exclude taxes, surcharges, convenience fees, inconvenience fees, and the Alignment Levy, which is remitted to ████████ and is not a price. Cancellation requires written notice, a notarized affidavit, and the successful completion of an exit interview with Braden. No plan includes definitions. Every plan is fully reversible. Reversal is a separate plan.